Swim at Your Own Risk


Recently I was home for a 20-year college reunion. While in town I chatted with a few "discreet bi" guys on Grindr.

One of them invited me over late one night, just as I was leaving a party.

He looked young in his pics, but cute. He had dirty blond hair and a warm skin tone, as if he were a lifeguard and it were still summer. Never having hooked up with another guy while in college, I decided to meet up with him

So I swung by his neighborhood, where I discovered several surprises:

1. He lived at home with his parents and 3 siblings, who were all asleep.

2. I would have to sneak inside through his bedroom window, around the backside of his house.

3. He was only 18, which I made him prove by showing me his driver's license.

4. He was still in high school, the middle of his senior year.

Needless to say, we did not have sex.

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